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Romantic Pirate Rape-Sex?
From Bondage Blog: "The trouble with the fantasy of the fair maiden captured by evil pirates is that the literary conventions require heaving bosoms, ripping lace, swooning, and well-oiled shaven-chested sexy and seductive pirate captains. Bondage, if any, would be limited to silk scarves at wrist and ankle. In reality, of course, pirates were more likely to be greasy, toothless, and entirely unromantic, taking a very direct approach with their sexual captives that’s strongly at odds with the gentle bodice-ripping fantasy. No gentle ravishment in the captain’s cabin, no, just a rope tied to the overhead and getting straight to business..." (More...)Wife Selling
From ErosBlog: The Sex Blog: Here's an interesting article on the historical practice of wife selling. Apparently this was slightly less obnoxious than it sounds, and functioned as a means of adjusting unhappy marriages in an era where divorce was unavailable. And the ritual was entertaining, at least to readily-amused louts like me: In Staffordshire, for example, the custom of wife selling followed a fairly rigid pattern. A man in search of freedom took his wife to market, with a length of rope attached to her neck. He paid a toll that gave him the right to sell merchandise, then paraded her around the market extolling her virtues. Interested males would then bid for her..." (More...)Girls Smell Yummy, Duh
From ErosBlog: The Sex Blog: "There’s nothing better in all the world than the smell of a woman's excited pussy. When I’ve got that lovely girl scent all over my face and chin and so forth after sex, I can’t bring myself to wash my face. I’ll walk around all day, catching hints of that smell at unexpected moments and grinning like a fool every time. Trust me, ladies — it’s not a problem." (More...)Sex Pictures From UseNet:
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